So, I was counting the drawer at work, and I found an artifact from the Mishapocalypse.
I want to lave this world. It seems to be simple bitch territory.
Go ahead, man handle the baby. They won’t mind, 20 years from now you’ll wonder why your first born has you locked in a closet, duct taped to a chair.
THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING
The Lovers of Valdaro.
Believed to be no older than twenty years of age when death occurred.
Over 5,000 years old.
Locked in an eternal embrace.
Tragically, their story is unknown.
Ironically, they were found in the city of Mantua. In Italy.
The city Shakespeare chose to set the story of Romeo & Juliet.